Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
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I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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