i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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