You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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