How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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