maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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