chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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