i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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