so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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