Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Two words: blizzard sex
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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