I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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