And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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