Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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