Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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