Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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