Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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