talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
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I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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