Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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