I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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