That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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