Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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