didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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