if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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