What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He felt like a one man threesome
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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