i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
send nudes
from the living room?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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