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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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