Will you blow on my dice?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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