Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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