You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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