She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
send nudes
from the living room?
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