No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so let's talk penis.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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