I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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