I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
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I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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