well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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