normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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