dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He passed out mid-signature
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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