And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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