Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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