Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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