Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(510): View more from California

We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(510): We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP. http://tfl.nu/sbka

Replies (14) Good night (988) Bad night (456) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(619): View more from California

If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(619): If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library. http://tfl.nu/gs64

Replies (59) Good night (926) Bad night (3609)
Favorite
(515): View more from Iowa

Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(515): Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn. http://tfl.nu/kzr9

Replies (28) Good night (814) Bad night (5265) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(303): View more from Colorado

True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(303): True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back http://tfl.nu/1qlt

Replies (16) Good night (7195) Bad night (833) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(817): View more from Texas

she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(817): she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it. http://tfl.nu/rt8c

Replies (10) Good night (3815) Bad night (856) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(720): View more from Colorado

You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(720): You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset. http://tfl.nu/s72o

Replies (7) Good night (3836) Bad night (847) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(763): View more from Minnesota

After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(763): After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended http://tfl.nu/x97c

Replies (10) Good night (1212) Bad night (3659) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(630): View more from Illinois

Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(630): Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends. http://tfl.nu/htzg

Replies (4) Good night (1212) Bad night (2736) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(724): I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way. http://tfl.nu/vhtx

Replies (12) Good night (2034) Bad night (1199) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(330): View more from Ohio

My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(330): My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story. http://tfl.nu/g1cp

Replies (6) Good night (957) Bad night (349) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(609): View more from New Jersey

Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(609): Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him. http://tfl.nu/iwv9

Replies (2) Good night (933) Bad night (289) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(515): View more from Iowa

I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(515): I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion. http://tfl.nu/z0x4

Replies (2) Good night (685) Bad night (175)
Favorite
(740): View more from Ohio

No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(740): No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you http://tfl.nu/56sg

Replies (1) Good night (869) Bad night (149) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(479): View more from Arkansas

He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(479): He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish. http://tfl.nu/o2hu

Replies (0) Good night (362) Bad night (148) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(940): View more from Texas

I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(940): I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused http://tfl.nu/s5e1

Replies (2) Good night (719) Bad night (107) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: