Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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