you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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