i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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