its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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