do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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