What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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