all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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