That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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