Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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