Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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