she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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